Putsch

Let me clue you in on some facts, friend.

Did you know that the government has been putting flouride in our drinking water since the 50's? It's true. It has this strange electromagnetic effect on the nervous system. the earth's own electromagnetic feilds filter in through the carbon molecules in our bodies and then hit the extra flouride that is coursing through every tissue and organ. The reaction makes us hungry for cheap corporate foodstuffs and also makes us more gullible. It makes us buy things from commercials. It's true.

There are now more commercials on TV than there have been in the past 100 years. doesn't that frighten you, America? Or are you too busy sleepy comfortable on those memory foam mattresses that NASA designed? NASA made those beds so comfortable so we would never want to leave our beds. It keeps us fat and uneducated. It's the truth. That's the government's way of tricking you into settling for minimum wage and Fear Factor reruns.

When are we going to wake up and realize that the Tivo has been sent to watch us. It learns our habits and tastes. It records everything you see. It needs an internet connection! God damn it, people. Plugging in that box is like installing a CCTV camera overlooking your living room. And the government is the only one with a monitor, man. You might as well send them your dairy over the internet. That way the government won't have to use the Tivo to find out what you're thinking, and it will also know who you've got a crush on.

Wake up, America. Uncle Sam is being arrested by Chris Hansen. The Constitution was accidentally washed after being left in the big pockets of the corporations. The Washington Mall is where politicians are bought at retail prices.

Wake up, America. I have your answers.

Wake up.